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my wife woke me up at 3 am because i was shaking so hard in my sleep that she thought i might be like, having a seizure, so i had to explain that i was laughing in my sleep because i had a dream where i watched a frog sneak up on a cat drinking by the river bank only to go MLEH and lick the cats butthole. extremely canterbury tales kind of dream.
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Once I was three margaritas deep to the wind at a beach club in Cozumel on my “day off” (in quotes because I’m always lookin n lurkin), and I saw a Pygmy raccoon grabbing an enchilada or something from an unsecured garbage bin and I was so upset. SO upset. And I’m just sitting there in my beach chair next to him (I deliberately choose to sit near the garbage) like “Hello? Sir? Do you know you’re endangered? Dont eat that!” And there were some other tourists who were now looking at me funny and I was MORTIFIED. So embarrassed. Because, and I quote, “I’m an idiot. He doesn’t speak English.” And then turned back to the raccoon and desperately went “Señor Mapache! Sabe que está en peligro de extinción? No coma!” In my very southern accent a la Peggy Hill.
Anyway, here is a picture of him I drew.
Pygmy Raccoon (Procyon pygmaeus)
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Why does tumblr dot com have an ask box. What could possibly go here. What is there to ask about. Hello? Hello??
Heres a picture of my cat because I genuinely cannot think of anything else that could possibly go here.
His name is Hudson.
Congratulations, you just won the game. This is precisely what the tumblr dot com ask box is for.
Hiiiii Hudson, you handsome fella.
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suprised more people havent seen the fuller context of this clip cause its way more insane
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Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s