These appear to be effective and I need fic motivation so let's try this.

If this gets 50 notes, I'll finish cleaning so I can finally read gandy and burger king's fics.

If this gets 100 notes, I'll finish reading a really good fic I started.

If this gets 500 notes, I'll start reading the fic one of my mutuals is writing.

If this gets 1000 notes, I'll finish writing the fic I started in July.