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she/her, 26, medical mystery, icelandic, 🐌 main: @wordfather

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i would have loved an episode of Dexter that was from everyone else's perspectives like Dexter is just there doing his job with as much screentime as an extra and in the very background of other characters scenes you can sort of see him lurking but he mostly just looks a little weird instead of homicidal and then at the end of the episode the perp they've been trying to catch has mysteriously disappeared and Angel's just like why does this keep happening to us specifically 😔

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things 2 say during sex

  • punch it
  • 9 5 wictor wictor 2
  • dont pander to me kid one tiny crack in the hull and blood boils in 13 seconds solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats and wait till youre sitting pretty with a case of andorian shingles see if youre still relaxed when your eyeballs start bleeding
  • fascinating
  • dammit man im a doctor not a torpedo technician
  • i may throw up on you
  • have you disengaged the external inertial dampener
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this is my favorite post on this entire site

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how do you guys feel about my lock screen

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OP do you take constructive criticism?

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there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

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Mind your business

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Anonymous asked:

hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

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Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina

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