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Anonymous asked:

hey im officially working on a 'family tree' of sorts for every blog involved in this rp group so would you mind telling me who your characters are connected to and where theyre living with tags so I can keep everything organized? Connection list is: Parent/child Grandparent/grandchild Great grandparent/great grandchild Siblings Dating Married/engaged pibling/nibling (gender neutral terms for aunt/uncle and niece/nephew)

(repeating this for all the blogs you run would be appreciated)

if you have any questions just ask!

(apologies if this has been sent multiple times. if youve already answered i likely lost the information due to disorganization that i'm currently dealing with)

[OOC: Forgot to mention, these brackets mean me, the author/account runner, is speaking. I can be interacted with like the fourth wall!]

This is Peter Benjamin Parker. I'm the one and only Spider-Man. Well, of my universes.

I originate from Earth-616, the "Sacred Timeline". This is where all other universes in my multiverse stem from. I'm the kid of the Avengers, 14 years old (28, depending on the blog I'm talking to! Interactions with adult romance interests mean I'm 28!), and I travel the multiverse! I'm Tony Stark's son figure and protégé, but I work with the Batfamily as well. Here's where things get tricky. I don't have a Batfamily in my universe- I go to other universes. Depending on the universe, my relationship with any Batfamily member will be different. [OOC: The Avengers are like his family, Tony being the dad, the rest being aunts and uncles. Yes, that includes Wanda.]

I have a lot of adventures, and a lot of different friends and family! Giving the phone to older me lol

Hi, this is Peter. Blah blah blah, yeah I'm Spider-Man, hi. There's a lot of different versions of me that are 28, like myself, that have different universes. There's only one small us. Be nice to him. I'm Earth-616 Peter, I'm single and work full time as an Avenger.

I'm Peter, also from Earth-616, but another timeline. I'm dating Wade Wilson (DEADPOOL) and work full-time as Spider-Man. Repeating what the Peter above me said, be nice to little us!

Another Peter in Gotham, also Spider-Man, I'm a part of the Batfamily, and Tim and Duke are my best friends! (Adult Peter who's not dating anyone here, he forgot to say that he's 16. He originated in Earth-616, but he's in the Dark Matter timeline. [OOC: Minus the murder.]) (Shut up, [REDACTED]) [OOC: Nuh uh. Also I don't role-play as him yet, if you want to hit me up!] (Stop advertising your blog) [No I want friends]

[OOC: I forgot to mention, please interact with my main Peter {14, Earth-616} the most! And clarify what Peter you're role-playing with OOC before you make your post so I know what to use! Always willing to make a new AU! NO STARKER, EVER. I'VE BLOCKED ALL ACCOUNTS OF IT IVE SEEN ON MY FYP. DNI IF YOU SHIP THAT, YOU DISGUST ME. *Throat clearing* Alright, now that that's done, bye guys!]

O-OH NO, BUT I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN

*acts scared but pulls out mic*

🎤: Hast du etwas zeit fur mich? 🕰️

Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich 🫵

Von 99 Luftballons 🎈

Auf ihrem weg zu Horizont 🌅

Denkst du veilleicht grad an mich? 💭

Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich 🫵

Von 99 Luftballons 🎈

Und, dass sowas von sowas kommt

🎶🎶

🎤: 99 Luftballons 🎈

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont 🌅

Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All 🛸

Darum schickte ein General 🫡

'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher

Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär

Dabei war'n dort am Horizont 🌅

Nur 99 Luftballons 🎈

99 Dusenflieger

Jeder war ein grosser Krieger 💪

Hielten sich fur Captain Kirk

Es gab ein grosses Feuerwerk 💥

Die Nachbarn haben nights gerafft 🤷‍♀️

Und fuhlten sich gleich angemacht 💢

Dabei schoss man auf Horizont 🌅

Auf 99 Luftballons 🎈

🎶🎶

🎤: 99 Kriegsminister

Streichholz und Benzinkanister 💥

Hielten sich fur schlaue Leute 🧠

Witterten schon fette Beute

Riefen: "Krieg!" und wollten Macht ✊

Mann, werr hatte das gedact? 🤷‍♀️

Das es ein mal so weit kommt

Wegen 99 Luftballons 🎈

🎶🎶

🎤: Wegen 99 Luftballons 🎈

🎶🎶

🎤: 99 Luftballons 🎈

99 Jahres Krieg 🗓️

Liesen keine platz fur Sieger

Kriegsminister gibs nicht mehr

Und auch keine Dusenflieger

Heute zieh ich meine Runden

Seh die Welt in Trummern liegen 🌍

Habt ein Luftballon gefunden 🎈

Denk an dich und lass ihn fliegen 🫵

*chefs kiss* perfect

Ich heiße Peter, ich vierzehn jahre alt, und ich gern rot und blau. :) I take German

Passing the phone tag game

Rules:

Tag your moots and other random ppl and if any comply they have to reblog with a scenario and tag others

Passing the phone who believes we should respect the fact that marvel gave us a strong independent Aro/ace female character

Passing the phone to my ace, aro, and aro/ace moots

Passing the phone to some of my favorite people(including those who u don’t interact with but like the blog)

PLEASE INTERACT WITH ME AWESOME PERSON IM NOT SCARY PLEASEEEEE

Anyways, passing the phone to Tony Stark (all of the ones I can think of)

I would totally want to interact with you, really. You're on my family post too. Feel free to hit me up dear.

Yippee :D thank you Mr. Stark :)

Not gonna apologize. Also, not actually an anti-RDJ post. This is aimed at the writers and the fanboys.

I am PISSED. PISSED. Of all people that they could have cast as Doom, it had to be RDJ. Why? So what, the current MCU (or MCM or whatever TF you want to call this cinematic bullshit today) are just insourcing now, their goal being pleasing and appeasing the brainless, obsessive part of the fanbase who want RDJ to appear in any form? Are the fans not entertained with RDJ's take on Iron Man?! ARE THEY NOT ENTERTAINED?!

I think it's because of that one comic where Tony Stark is Doctor Doom. I personally hope it goes that way, even if I will bawl my eyes out.

Anonymous asked:

Bruce realizing that dick is his breaking point and deciding that no matter what he has to make sure he isn’t dicks. Surrounding dick with other hero’s and the titans and anything he could ever need trying to make it so he’s not the one thing that would make his boy break the way it would be for him. But they’re both cursed to be the thing that would break each other in an instant no matter how rough their relationship gets

Anonymous asked:

wait wait wait- even if you found me I think killing me is a little far- it was a joke!

-17

/j

Anonymous asked:

*squinty squints at you* look- one, I don’t think you will find me, is just a jokeeee, sorry spiddy boi 😙😄

-17

*squints harder* I don't know who you are, or what your motive is. But I will find you, and I will kill you/j

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