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CASPER | 22 | he/they/none whatever saw fit to learn the proper Meaning of a beat down madness Chaos in the brain let my nightmares turn into Dreams
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Repo men took everything from me. I worked at my job for over 4 years and when I went to request PTO for my yearly vacation the system said I have zero recorded work hours at all, and that I'm not even clocked in. Boss said "just go for it then" and slammed the door behind me and when I turned around I couldn't see him through the window even though he was right there to usher me out. No car. Tried getting my wife and kids in an Uber but they all kept pulling up at half a mile per hour sparking and squealing loudly on 4 bare rims and the combined weight of my family cemented the car in place and then we really couldn't go anywhere. Drivers never charged me. I paid in other ways. Had to go and walk ourselves on down to Six Flags Fiesta Texas barefoot, wearing burlap sacks in the summer heat, and when we arrived the entire theme park was nothing but a barren flat of concrete with a bunch of rebar sticking out, loose bolts everywhere, and starkly pale areas of cement where its obvious roller coasters and buildings used to be that blocked it from the accumulated grime of foot traffic and soot and smoke from the nearby highway, which by the way, was completely populated by tow trucks.

My DB Cooper theory is he only pretended to jump out of the plane, and he was one of the people they interviewed and let leave once it landed.

My DB Cooper theory is that he never got on the plane, and the passengers made up the whole story to cover up their embarrassment after having dropped all their valuables out of the air stairs by accident.

My DB Cooper theory is that he never left the plane. He's still there today.

My DB Cooper theory is that he is merely a thoughtform, brought into being by DB Cooper theories, the origins of which can no longer be pinpointed.

My DB Cooper theory is that he is sealed inside a box with a radioactive source, a gieger counter, and a flask of poison.

My DB Cooper theory is that he scuttled out of the air stair and disguised himself against the fuselage of the plane like a chameleon.

My DB Cooper theory is that he switched the planes before landing, and the FBI searched a decoy filled with accomplices.

Here's some art I made 30-ish years ago. I can't remember what they're supposed to be, but honestly I still like them.

just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy

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