- Your men are dead, and your trap has failed. I suggest running back to your master while you can.

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING

Useless Veilguard fact of the day: Day 64

Shots from the Archon Palace can hit Rook and/or their companions during the prologue.

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The Hissing Wastes

What Leandra says about Malcolm based on Hawke's personality

Blue/Diplomatic/Tactful/Helpful

Leandra: He was so earnest, like he really cared about everything he said. Leandra: He was talking about reform in the Circle, even then.

Purple/Humorous/Witty/Charming

Leandra: He was such a wit. Never had a straight answer for anything, but… so alive. Leandra: It was infuriating. And fascinating.

Red/Aggressive/Harsh/Direct

Leandra: He was young, strong, never considered himself anything but the equal of every man there. Leandra: And they all knew it and hated him for it.

Knew I'd missed something! (this is the ghost of dead leandra tho)

Leandra: He sacrificed so we would have a life free to choose. It must have been a terrible burden. Leandra: Much like the burden you've assumed.

Blue Hawke: I do what I can. Sometimes it doesn't seem like enough. Leandra: You know, your father tried to help people the same way. Tried to fix trouble he saw in others.

Purple Hawke: That's me, banging my head against the walls of tyranny. Leandra: You know, your father was the same way. Taming the shadows with questionable wit.

Red Hawke: I bust my tail, and for what? We deserve better. You deserved better. Leandra: You know, your father got angry like that. He had doubts, but he was always moving forward.

Leandra: The best of him is still with you. The best of all of us. It's what makes you try so hard.

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

loretta called dibs on the copy of Sacred Spheres of the Subconscious they plucked from blackthorne manor. (emmrich is patiently waiting his turn.) lucanis requested that she read it out loud but he fell asleep in five minutes

Mass Effect 2: Legendary Edition (2021) dev. BioWare

We are a detective! and not at all several wisps in a trenchcoat

I think about that post that’s like “Yes Hawke I need help to remove Justice… first get me Napalm” all the time