When all motivation is lost

Excuse me, professor? So, um, you paired me with Strawberry Shortcake for this assignment. Yeah so, she proofread my paper, but the only changes she made were crossing out every instance of 'very' and replacing it with 'berry'?

Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.

Thank you! This is such an important reminder.

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

Happy Ole Hickory Ham Mike Day

happy biblically accurate friday again garfie baby to those who celebrate

Sly little bug

I love these bitches so much. I've been meaning to draw them for a while, but I just kept pushing it to the side due to struggling with the poses :')

I don't have my own human version of StarBee yet, but I did add my own little hcs to their designs (freckles x moles duo my beloved).

his accessories omg little naruto was so fun

#she really did breast boobily down the stairs (via @boxingcleverrr)

It's hard to do that in clothing from that period - that's bad costuming.

No, that's historically inaccurate costuming. It is good costuming in that it is doing exactly what it is trying to achieve. It's just that what it's trying to achieve is BOOBS.

so dig this; in this movie (which is Clue, if you don't know) she's not actually a french maid, she's a call girl who is playing the role of a french maid, and in all likelihood provided her own uniform from either her "work" closet or that of the brothel where she was employed

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

Nobody has mentioned this but I am so glad you did! I’ve never heard of spine poetry and I love the concept. I found these titles at a used bookstore that stacks books pretty freely so I will most definitely be scanning the spines for poetry every time I go

extremely cool article you should read if you haven’t already

i need everyone to see these panels from the monster high howilday haunt comic

begging people to watch this movie once it's out in your country

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