why do i have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day cant she do anything on her own

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

if you told diogenes the cynic about being trans he'd be like "lol that's a sick troll you're epic" and you'd be like "diogenes no i'm serious" and he'd be like "lol that's even better lmao those guys are so mad about it" and then he'd start going by new original neopronouns every single day specifically to piss off the whole symposium

I just had an idea for a really dumb comedy sketch where a transphobe starts ranting about what really makes a women a woman, and diogenes returns each time with a different cis woman or outwardly femme intersex person that doesn't meet the criteria saying "behold, a man!"

"a woman has XX chromosomes"

*Diogenes with an androgen insensitive XY cis woman*: behold, a man!

"Nono, a woman can bear children!"

*Diogenes with someone who has medical complications associated with pregnancy*: "behold, a man!"

"nono, a woman produces the large gamete"

*Diogenes with a postmenopausal cis woman* "behold, a man!"

Trans Rights With Diogenes! coming to PBS

Some idiot: only women can produce eggs!

*Diogenes holds up a chicken* Behold! A woman!

Waiting to go to work. Well, first we have to go to his mom and beg her for money so we don't get thrown out of here. They're threatening to start eviction proceedings tomorrow, and we just haven't been able to pull together enough quickly enough.

We should be able to pay her back in the next few weeks, though, assuming everything works out the way we expect. It's just that we'd rather not be homeless while we're trying to get our shit together.

It's exhausting work for me, as an introvert. For him, it can be really invigorating. I have to be semi-medicated to do it because of anxiety reasons. At any rate, it's a lot right now. Neither of us feels well at all. But we can't blow this. It just can't happen.

It's an empty-chair town hall. I really want to talk about it but that would absolutely dox me. Just know part of what's about to happen is going to be really funny. And then we will hopefully make a lot of money getting signatures. It's a petition to legalize recreational weed, and we're at a town hall making fun of an absent Republican politician. We might run out of paper.

We have to concentrate on these events. As draining as it is for me to be around a lot of people at once, we have to take this opportunity and run with it as far and as fast and as hard as we can.

Tuck that bitch into bed. Bitches love being tucked into bed. Bitches love a little kiss on their forehead after being tucked in.

It’s weird that we keep trying to armchair diagnose asshole behaviour with mental health labels and in doing so throw people with mental health conditions under the asshole bus when we could just call a guy an asshole and leave it at that

It just seems far more straightforward, you know

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

Last year, I was talking with my mom about parenting and she said "well at least I never made you feel like I didn't love you"

I proceeded to tell her about a time when I was a kid and she was yelling, screaming, and throwing things, and I said "I love you" in that small timid kid voice and she said

"well I don't love you right now"

Our relationship was never the same after that and she didn't even remember that it happened.

The axe forgets but the tree remembers

really good tiktok

Transcript:

Girl, just do it fat. Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You’re worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. You’re allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. There’s no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.

the art of the episode title is completely lost. no one was doing it like orphan black.

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

Please help your local disabled queer not get homeless

Repost from my other account @queervegancryptid

Hello, one and all. I'm Nik, I'm super poor, and I relapsed into anorexia last year and have had to basically do a diy recovery that has involved multiple breakdowns before and since the election. My partner is also dealing with health issues, and I'm waiting to find out if a hysterectomy is going to be medically necessary for me in the next few months. My chronic pain issues and a lot of anxiety and PTSD issues are worsening lately, and I have unmedicated ADHD because I'm between psychiatrists. He's taken care of me a lot in the last year, which is also a factor. I have returned the favor as best I can.

In short, we're both struggling and trying our best, but it's not enough, and so as much as I hate doing it, I need help, so I have to ask.

I get $980 a month in disability pay. My partner works doing Uber and a variety of other gigs, which worked fine until the pandemic and before our rent was jacked up to $1400. Now that it's late, we owe $1600. Because they also jacked up the late fee from $100 to $200, because they're jerks. My partner's mom has helped us sometimes but can't right now. This is my only option, and I'm scrambling to find something else, but right now, we're kinda fucked.

I obviously don't expect to get the whole $1600 from begging on the internet, but literally anything helps, and we have other bills to deal with as well, obviously. I just don't know what else to do, and if we don't figure it out, they WILL evict us. And then who knows when we could realistically afford to move into a new place, assuming we could find one we can afford that would have us? I'm trying really hard not to freak out about it.

Please donate and boost if possible. I am so grateful for anything anyone can do 💜💜💜

And here's a pic of my cat for tax/attention:

paypal: https://paypal.me/niksnotdead

venmo: @Nik-Hartsfield

cash: $niksnotdead

Please help your local disabled queer not get homeless

Repost from my other account @queervegancryptid

Hello, one and all. I'm Nik, I'm super poor, and I relapsed into anorexia last year and have had to basically do a diy recovery that has involved multiple breakdowns before and since the election. My partner is also dealing with health issues, and I'm waiting to find out if a hysterectomy is going to be medically necessary for me in the next few months. My chronic pain issues and a lot of anxiety and PTSD issues are worsening lately, and I have unmedicated ADHD because I'm between psychiatrists. He's taken care of me a lot in the last year, which is also a factor. I have returned the favor as best I can.

In short, we're both struggling and trying our best, but it's not enough, and so as much as I hate doing it, I need help, so I have to ask.

I get $980 a month in disability pay. My partner works doing Uber and a variety of other gigs, which worked fine until the pandemic and before our rent was jacked up to $1400. Now that it's late, we owe $1600. Because they also jacked up the late fee from $100 to $200, because they're jerks. My partner's mom has helped us sometimes but can't right now. This is my only option, and I'm scrambling to find something else, but right now, we're kinda fucked.

I obviously don't expect to get the whole $1600 from begging on the internet, but literally anything helps, and we have other bills to deal with as well, obviously. I just don't know what else to do, and if we don't figure it out, they WILL evict us. And then who knows when we could realistically afford to move into a new place, assuming we could find one we can afford that would have us? I'm trying really hard not to freak out about it.

Please donate and boost if possible. I am so grateful for anything anyone can do 💜💜💜

And here's a pic of my cat for tax/attention:

paypal: https://paypal.me/niksnotdead

venmo: @Nik-Hartsfield

cash: $niksnotdead