If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

I did too, hope this helps

As did I.

give me back my fucking checkmark

no

IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED

Lobster not detected

how about now?

when life gives you lobsters

NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT

Is "GIRLS" enough to qualify for being a spell?

if they leave you spellbound

*touches soil*

Something terrible happened here

*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*

Oh Shit It's still happening

yayy i get to use one of my favourite reaction images

there's girls there, hope this helps

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

pretty sure all 1342 notes are part of this same reblog chain

gaze upon the all-glowing Cube

entered? It was always in it. i am a gimmick blog and wanted to make a post about girls (as is related to my gimmick)

IM GOING TO CONQUER THE TIMELINE

will there still be girls?

Im going to make this so much worse.

@rat-detector-334 @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-thirteen

@rat-detector-236 @snailifier @snailspng @gimmickchanger @gimmick-therapist @gimmick-blog-bracket @gimmick-remover

@gimmick-therapistx2 @gimmick-therapistx3 @detector-of-things

@detector-detector @bear-detector @bees-official @elvis-official

@robot-elvis

There are no bees in this post. Lame

EARTH UPDATE!

Added friendly mob "bees" to This one tumblr post

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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

TO ALL WILL WOOD HAIR WAR BLOGS

🎉You Are Invited!🎉

March 15, 2025 I will be hosting a party and banquet for all of the WW War Blogs to join

My plan is for this to be a chance to alleviate tensions among on all sides of the war, and for us all the see eye to eye

ok fuck you

fuck you. [breaks you down into your base elements and deletes them one at a time]

imagine if it could select which elements it deleted though. like, just one. log into my email and instantly develop a crippling sodium deficiency in ten seconds flat

@baldwillwood s nation will FALL💚

LONG LIVE THE LUSIOUS @hairwillwood

Why is he so close to -1/3x^2? 😭

Why he so -|x|

The Spiral

@mulberry1104

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"

Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.

@mulberry1104 me

when I say "innit" it's not short for "isn't it" like how it is for the rest of britain, it's actually short for "__init__.py" because im expressing my preference for package handling

Today's Will Wood:

Woodsune Miku

Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

Edit: bonus comic!!

ME WHEN I GO CRAZY ON THE SHIRTS 💪💪💪