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Hi !! ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ➳23 ➳queer

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

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Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina

thinking about that kakapo egg that got crushed but the conservation team patched it up and it survived

life will persist against all odds

For those who don’t follow kakapo conservation, they are critically endangered parrots who only breed on years where the rimu tree they rely on meet a certain threshold of fruit production. One breeding season in 4 years can be typical, and about half of all eggs laid by kakapo are infertile (they still aren’t completely certain why, it could be a recent population bottleneck) so each fertile egg is worth its weight in gold.

This was one of only 5 fertile eggs laid on the Whenua Hou island population in the 2014 breeding season and it got crushed by its mother on accident. It was mended with glue and tape and incubated by the rangers until hatching.

At 150 days old kakapo chicks are officially added to the population total and given a unique name, until then they are given their mother’s name and a number for birth order laid in the clutch. This chick was known as Lisa-one before officially being given the name Ruapuke by local indigenous Ngai Tahu people.Here he is grown up:

It’s sad when a species is so rare we know them all individually but at the same time I love that you can point at this one bird and say oh that’s Ruapuke, his mom sat on him too hard

This is from Inktober last year, and was one of my first TAZ fanarts. It’s Magnus with the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom in all of his (um, very naked) glory from THAT scene.

We have fun here, folks.

[Start description: A black and white drawing of Magnus Burnsides. He is a muscular, naked human with light skin, dark hair, and thick sideburns. He’s in three quarters profile holding aloft the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom, having just sliced through three black smoke like shapes in front of him that partially obscure him. End description.]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

girl put that snout AWAY it is not sniffing time right now

and thats what i would say if there could ever be a reason to put your snout away. its always sniffing time. i love you.

no wait no!! youre missing context without the second half of the post!! it's sniffing time!! it's sniffing time!!!!!

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