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possessed by a racecar(tragic)

"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"

Baby

Beach episode where the full 11 minutes is just Zira trying stop Aika from chugging ocean water

based on a silly convo with anairis and aj

REAL !!!

I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

yeah that’s fair

Y’ALL THERE’S A CHOCOLATE GUY IN CHINA TOO

His name is Kris Zhaokai (kris_zhaokai on Xiaohongshu/Red Note) and his creations are incredible

Imagine what he and Amaury Guichon could create together terrifying

One time while I was working at Walmart I was dusting down some tables in the lawn and garden section. They have large overhead fans so it’s always really loud in there. An older man, and probably about 6’5, came up and accidentally scared the shit out of me because I didn’t hear him walk up. He felt so bad and apologized profusely, and then bought me a snickers bar. Great guy lol

Please listen to this baby tapir CHEEP and maybe all your sorrows will go away for a precious moment 🩷🩷🩷

via Instagram

i get a new tooth today

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

Wonderful animation made by https://www.instagram.com/robin.animates/

hey if you’re a federal worker you may want to use a vpn and check to see if the “american accountability foundation” (elon) doxxed you. suggesting a vpn bc there’s an IP logger on the domain.

info includes black and white photos of targets, social media posts, and political donation history among other things. do not access the site from company devices or during work hours.

according to this NBC news article, “offenses” include things as minor as having your pronouns in your bio.

🚨It would be a shame if everyone reported this website to their Registrar, GoDaddy, for violating their Inappropriate Content Guidelines 🚨

Report form or you can email abuse@godaddy.com

(Form makes your name/info optional)

Domains to report: "americanaccountabilityfoundation(.)com" and "dhswatchlist(.)com" (take out parenthesis)

Form will ask for a specific url with violating content. Easiest one I've found is at the second domain, you can grab an example from there. ("https://www.dhswatchlist(.)com/targets/kursten-phelps" if you want to copy mine, but lets get some diversity)

Example script of what I said for the DHS one: "This website hosts photos, employment information, and financial transactions with specific dates and amounts of individuals who did not consent. This is a violation of your inappropriate content guideline."

GoDaddy's definition of inappropriate content (we are going for "personal information"):

Reblogging again! This version has all the info for reporting it and the link

Hey also let's maybe report it to the IRS. 501c3 organizations are not supposed to participate in politics in any capacity

Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

God forbid women do anything

Where do u think I got the afterburner lol