I wonder what he's looking for..?

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

It’s a crush rock

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

do you guys wanna see the funniest thing that's happened to me in elden ring so far

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

lmao worm go schlorp

When you start off a run as a Melee survivor in RoR2.

maybe possibly the last one but here's the things i've called risk of rain 2 enemies/items

ENEMIES:

"jeff bezos"

"mothman"

"methlab"

"obama"

"the worm capacitor"

"paul mccartney"

"wolfgirl cultist"

"boomer star"

"literally satan"

"pot dealer"

"the succ"

"the fluffy one"

"machine gun wisps"

"little walking terrorism grenades"

"bronzong from pokemon"

"godzilla"

"cringe delta zero"

"joe mama"

"toad supermariobros"

"hermit crab police"

ITEMS:

"bepis"

"the arsonator 3000"

"steve jobs died of magma"

"crit goggles"

"bungus"

"iguana thoughts"

"atreides fursona"

"free drugs"

"hedgehog zapper"

"warbanner 40k"

"za warudo"

"runald mcdunald"

"uwulele"

"BUT IT WAS ME-"

"cryogen calamitymod"

"me in metroid dread"

"the french"

"HLab"

"the entire lore of metroid prime 3"

"smh my head"

"organ grenades"

now draw them killing mithrix