plastic wrap yourself to a tree

me self reblogging my posts just in case the specific mutual currently online that I think would like it hasn’t already seen it

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

you know i was a grief metaphor once or twice

i am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive dont ask me how i just am

YOUR character lives rent free in your head. MINE pays the rent by being my court jester whenever i summon them to entertain me.

salt: been really getting into wounds lately

every time i reblog one of your posts it's me moving my pinkie closer and closer to your pinkie and one day i will reblog enough posts for our pinkies to interlock

turning reblogs off on certain posts should be a punishable crime

you could never make me spend 80 dollars on a video game honestly

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"