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i just found 12 bricks
Happy ten years to this post
missed connections are so sad and romantic...
Me after paying tens of dollars, shyly: sorry to bother you can i please have my thing im really sorry to bring this up i know youre so busy im so sorry its ok if you dont have my thing yet but if you can let me know thatd be great sorry again
Service: youll have it tomorrow
Me, now shocked that i jumped the gun even though ive been waiting for weeks patiently: ah i see sorry to bother you thank you so much im sorry!!
comic book trend that honestly irks the fuck out of me is when an existing character comes out as gay and they invent a new character to be their partner. like theres nothing wrong with it per se its just that the new boyfriend/girlfriend character is always jarringly bland and uninteresting, especially when compared to the latent homosexual potential that definitely already existed in the story. like there’s something so deeply unsatisfying about introducing a new side character as a girlfriend for karma in new mutants 2019 when she’d been having dramatic hand-holding adventures with dani the whole time. it implies such a definite hesitancy to ever make characters gay For Each Other, and the result of that hesitancy is that you don’t get any of the long-term slow-burn relationships that heterosexual characters get (like between batman and catwoman or whatever). instead you get New Relatable Millennial Queer Partner that you have to fight tooth and nail to give a fuck about. nobody’s doing it like rictor and shatterstar anymore nobody’s doing coming out reveals that hit like that
90% of the people who reblogged this have called out tim’s new fuckass boyfriend which i respect but in my mind this was about kitty pryde dating a woman who ISNT illyana rasputin, rachel grey or xuan cao manh when 2/3 of those women are already canonically queer like 😭
what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry