btw if youve never touched itch.io I really recommend opening it up and browsing it for a little bit if your bored. there are so many interesting lil games and a good chunk of them are free
this goes especially if you want to see more weird/queer created art
My Isa/claude agenda
Imagine being Isa meeting Claude for the first time. You spent the last like, decade stripping yourself of your own intelligence despite being a child prodigy because you thought it made you unlikable and then you meet someone whoโs both a weird little socially awkward mad scientist and has a 9 foot tall smoking hot girlfriend who is also a religious leader and also theyโre a little obsessed with your best friend. What do you do
How do I say this without speaking in tongues. I canโt. Theyโre the worlds funniest one sided blackrom couple. Isa is like (gritting his teeth) Iโm so happy for you and your hot fucking girlfriend I mean it. Step closer to the locker. And Claude is like OKAY <3 YAY!!!
I just think the idea of Isabeau being a biiiig fucking hater to Claude for no reason is so funny. And Mira is like HMPH I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT IT THOUGH and Isa is like. Grits teeth! Itโs okay!
Like. Imagine. Being Isa, having given up your whole identity to become a defender, to be strong, and then seeing the biggest nerd youโve ever seen and your best friend who doesnโt even like her is like
This is the funniest fucking thing Iโve ever seen.
Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. ๐
Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them
It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society
Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???
My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah
Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was โan urgent messageโ.
you canโt jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like โhaha wouldnโt it be hot if youโฆtried to launch internet explorerโฆbut it wouldnโt load :Dโ
and then youโll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going โmmngngnnghhhngnโ
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. NO NO THIS IS TOO FUNNY,
fish?!
CRUEL!!!! CRUEL!!!!!!! CRUEL TO MY LOOPLET!!! MEAN!!!! FUCKIGNG MEAN!!!!
LMAOOOO. NOOO, I'M JUST GENTLY BATHING THEM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT <3
AT LEAST USE GENTLY WARMED WATER YOU ANIMAL!!!! MY!!! HIGH PEDIGREE ANIMAL!!! TREATED LIKE MILK LOOPSHIE!!!
Spock's whole identity problem would have been solved decades ago if they gave him just one mixed-race friend. Or an immigrant stuck between two cultures.
Spock: Despite all my efforts, I will never be Vulcan enough for my people.
Spock's friend: Yeah, I get it. They tell you to speak Spanish and then they complain it doesn't sound right and you're being assimilated. And I'm like, abuela, you're the one who immigrated here??
Spock: Indeed. And when I find myself surrounded by humans, they only see the Vulcan part of me.
Spock's friend: I know right?!? They're always "where you from, no where you really from" and I'm like dude?? I was born here??
Spock: This is most illuminating.
(aka "oh wow I'm not the only person in the universe to suffer this?!?!")
Give Spock a mixed-race or immigrant friend.
Spock is just living this reality in every lifetime but its abt race ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Spock's whole identity problem would have been solved decades ago if they gave him just one mixed-race friend. Or an immigrant stuck between two cultures.
Spock: Despite all my efforts, I will never be Vulcan enough for my people.
Spock's friend: Yeah, I get it. They tell you to speak Spanish and then they complain it doesn't sound right and you're being assimilated. And I'm like, abuela, you're the one who immigrated here??
Spock: Indeed. And when I find myself surrounded by humans, they only see the Vulcan part of me.
Spock's friend: I know right?!? They're always "where you from, no where you really from" and I'm like dude?? I was born here??
Spock: This is most illuminating.
(aka "oh wow I'm not the only person in the universe to suffer this?!?!")
Give Spock a mixed-race or immigrant friend.
Btw focusing on Isabeau being gay for Siffrin and not worrying about anything else is fine it's the ideal way to enjoy Isabeau as a character actually he's just gay and nice and maybe a bit dumb
Dw about anything else haha