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guess who finally got covid after five years clean

We’re feeling a little better thankfully! :-)

I literally go to an art school but I’m here drawing American Psycho brainrot 😭

But anyways, hello idk how to use tumblr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

awawa club

Thermography🌡️

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

he hold gun like this

those guns are two women

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

He made them wear the cowboy outfits. They were his idea

he got pissed that his brooklyn friends’ tits were different sizes. his hair lines are integral to the story. he had a corruption arc. he’s related to the main antagonist. he becomes Death Himself

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

someday i will write an essay on the way fandom likes to recreate the exact same flavor of aggressively heteronormative relationship dynamics in every popular slash ship ever invented regardless of how the characters behave or interact with each other in canon.

which one is the designated momwife who is fussy, emotionally fragile, and largely incompetent at anything outside the domestic/caretaking sphere but just SO warm and nurturing and eager to look after His Man, and which one is the alpha male who is strong, smart, brave - a natural leader of men - but who needs The Love Of A Good (Wo)man to be truly happy.

they're both men so this is totally progressive btw. maybe they can be girldads so we can all marvel over how amazing and adorable it is for a father to adequately care for a female child. this entails Doing Her Hair, naturally, and little else.

can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom

#listen. you know I'm always down to dogsit for a friend. but here's the thing (tags via @legionofpotatoes)

Saw IV (2007) + transitions

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there's something inside you, it's hard to explain they're talking about you, boy, but you're still the same

is elon the first billionaire lolcow

Poor thing .

Literally the most important words ever spoken