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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
- "how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
- "_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
- "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
- "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
- "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
- ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
- “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
- “anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
- “dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
- “color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
- “you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
- “is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
- “bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
- “people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
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Mein lieber Scholli. Mein lieber Schwan. Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein. Mein lieber Freund und Kupferstecher. Alter Schwede. Alter Verwalter. Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift. Ach du grüne Neune. Da wird ja der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt. Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn. Da brat mir einer nen Storch. Holla die Waldfee. Heidewitzka. Donnerlittchen. Ich glaube es hackt. Leck mich fett. Da boxt der Papst im Kettenhemd. Heiliges Blechle. Ich glaub mich knutscht ein Elch. Das geht aber auf keine Kuhhaut. Da haben wir den Salat. Ich glaube mich tritt ein Pferd.
as the aspiring number #1 fan of david bowie i must tell you the bare minimum of david bowie facts.
the first one is his eyes. when david and his friend were younger, his friend punched him in the eye over a girl and (i think) got davids eye with his nail, dilating his pupil. i can’t remember for the life of me what the specific condition is but yeah.
second fact is why he retired his ziggy persona. although known for being his most well known persona, it was, to him, probably the second worst persona of his (thin white duke gets first place). david at some times was unable to distinguish himself with ziggy, and the persona was affecting his own life, emotions, etc. so eventually and inevitably, retired the persona.
and final small fact. after his performance as jareth in labyrinth, children began to solely recognise him as jareth, and would approach him and go ‘your the guy from labyrinth,’ to which david then proceeded to say that the movie ruined his acting career.
that’s all bye ❤️
WAIT DAVID BOWIE WAS THE JARETH MAN ?????????
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