Hotdrinks After Dark

William Stout

i forget that when most people talk about porn they mean boring real life hetslop instead of awesome drawings of girls in cute and unusual situations

you know it's critical when even the self proclaimed freaks are normies

"oh but i love weird stuff and bdsm and hot trans people"

you think that getting stuff inside you during sex = femininity = submission and that getting stuff inside someone else = masculinity = dominance. you even associate certain body types with these roles. that's the normalest thing ever. you're a normie

are you normal about the hot trans people you like? or do you think trans women can only be dom tops and trans men can only be bottom subs?

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

@falloutcoys

Pussy so fat don’t need no packer

i love getting exposure to misc fetishes that im not into because imo it's really interesting to see what the invented scenarios, art pieces, stories, etc reveal about the primary concerns of the fetish-holder, like the specific traits that are necessary to make the fetish "work"

like as an example, one would expect the bimbo fetish to exclusively involve the "bimbo" characters being uhh Universally Uninformed, but there are novels & comics etc that depict like.... Bimbo Scientists. but the Bimbo Scientists' projects are like "how can i make my boobs bigger" "how can i invent a really attractive man" etc. it casts the fetish in this really fascinating light--like, the character *can* be Conventionally Smart, as long as she uses her education for like vapid & trivial ends, which forms this really interesting like Reconfiguration of the conventional images & signifiers of "un/intelligence", like as if to say that for at least some adherents of that fetish, the values & concerns conventionally associated with Foolishness & Vacuity are more weighted than the actual primary traits associated with smartness

my kink is more subversive and avant-garde than yours. your kink could be easily understood with a few googlé searches but mine requires lengthy knowledge of classical and modern literature. and it’s more taboo as well.

[ID. a tweet by (@ ghoulhag) that reads "sorry for being a perverted sex freak and a celibate prude at the same time". end ID.]

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

[image description: photo of miles o'brien from star trek ds9, standing in front of a blue backdrop and smiling with his hands on his hips. text covering the image reads:

"stay alive. stay fucking alive

it's shit now but it won't always be

happiness comes in waves

you will find it and feel it again".]

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

love how much attention this post is getting i knew the gay people in my phone would understand me. btw here's the picture that inspired me to make this post in the first place:

being an online weirdo is fucking awesome because you get to befriend other online weirdos. just now saw a sexual motorcycle post and i was like "hey i'll send this to my buddy, The Motorcycle Fucker" and sure enough it was a smash hit

tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me