trevor is SUCH a fun character if you enjoy writing 💕
he’s long overdue a Dangerous Situation in the fic i’m working on, and it’s honestly so funny plotting out different scenarios because:
a) he’d survive literally anything out of pure spite
b) he’s canonically tricky to kill when he’s Angree™️
you don’t need logic. you just need trevor. you can drop him into the most ridiculous, batshit, life-threatening scenario (with him throwing out one-liners the whole time) and you don’t even have to explain how he survives.
tie him to train tracks like it’s a 1920s silent film—villain twirling his moustache and everything—and he’s just lying there like:
“any last words? pffft, buddy, this ain’t even top 10 weirdest reasons i’ve been tied up.” (mutters something about how the safeword was “tangerine” last time)
then he gnaws through the rope (he ate a whole length of it in north yankton once because he was high and thought it was beef jerky), rolls off the tracks, flips off the train, farts (probably) and storms off to rob a liquor store.
the possibilities are truly endless. thank u trevor philips for being a walking narrative loophole.
