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Roland «» mid 20s «» He/Him «» 9.3.18

And I did it!

Commissions are still open, but now back to my usual pricing. I'm only offering full color at this point, although I may consider doing simplified icons sometime later!

To book a commission, you can message me here or on my instagram of the same name (Bluesky to also be added at a later date). I can tell you more about my process in messages, too, for those who either don't commission often or are just curious how I handle it.

ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands

on it boss! *breaks alllllll of my fingers trying to pull you apart* bad news boss.

my weakest homonculus you have failed nme yet again

[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

This dog was documented chasing a 'Kakao Maps' street view camera around a small South Korean island, it is featured in more than 1000 images of the island.
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