WELCOME TO FUCK-SHIT AVENUE

I am studying for my drivers test

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food

Bro.

i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????

stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this

bro got that gender reveal pussy. set you ablaze.

I don't know who blazed this but staff said absolutely not

Sincerel

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

lol. lmao even.

james franco thinks he’s shia lebeef. shia leboefe thinks he’s marina abramovic

marina abrahambinch thinks she’s steve-o

MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

real actual text i just got today that caused me to laugh loud enough to disrupt two of my girlfriends’ video chats with people

The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

This picture will be real in the mgs3 remake

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRmjSuF1/

"He won't be in the way"

...I think I know where this is going. He is a cat.

he's not in the way he just wants to be included!! 😭