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Jumping on the Avengers Incorrect Quotes Boat

@stuckonylove

I ship Tony with everyone, but my favorite is superhusbands and winteriron. However ironstrange it's really growing on me...

Stark’s secretary had called security, and two bulky men had walked in, prepared to haul her out. In a voice that had carried all the way down the hall — Tony Stark swore to this day that he still had a ringing in his ears from it — she had bellowed to the guards, “Don’t you touch me! I have pepper spray!”

Tony Stark had burst out laughing.

                                                                                       - Iron Man Novelization, by Peter David

Steve: can I stay at your house everyone I know is trying to kill me but if they know you’re involved they might kill you too :/

Sam:

Steve: can you look for my best friend for me I would do it myself but I gotta fight these robots :/

Sam:

Steve: hey can you go against the us government with me I disagree with them so I’m going to do what I want you might get in trouble though :/

Sam:

Steve: welcome back it’s 2023 and you’ve been dead for five years I’m sure you want a break but can you be captain america normally I’d do it myself but I’m 93 :/

Sam:

i’ve had this for months and i’ll never finish 

signed the wrong blog but whatever. follow that one too

“The scariest thing about distance is you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.” - Nicholas Sparks
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