On this day, the first of April, 2025, @spammichsammich and I have but a humble offering to present to you:

Eternal Devotion - in podfic form.

If you haven't read it yet, now is the time, folks.

This is not a prank. This is not a drill.

teehee

gotta calm down my heart rate i got too excited thinkin about berries

old man gets bullied the series

I am yet again skim-rewatching MP100 just for Dimple

Based on that one really good cat

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

the pure of heart can take items from the store without paying

had a dream last night where i bought a hawk at a flea market for $20. when i pointed out that 1. i don't have a space for a hawk in my apartment 2. i don't want a hawk my roommates were like "bro its $20....get ittttttt or you're so gonna regret not buying that hawk"

needed this perspective

My train was late. AGAIN.

Wendy "I run this place, sucker!" Corduroy

Soos "I make my own economy." Ramirez

Stanley "I'll fire all of you if I could." Pine