The Seven Deadly Sins for Writers:

What are your sins?

it’s been days since I saw this on tiktok and the accuracy still cracks me up

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SIGILS OF THE DEAD KNIGHTS (2020)

cw: death

God bless nurses forever

lately i’ve been developing a little horror/fantasy rpg concept in my freetime. here are some classes! i would like to know which one you like the most  ( ◞･౪･)

I wanna be a Theurge!

lotsa stuff for my horror fantasy ttrpg concept, which im tagging as #fellgrave! up top are “curses”, which function like races/species. the game assumes your character starts as human and acquires a curse in some way. the wave of curses afflicting the kingdom of fellgrave is referred to as the “scourge”.

and then below is an example of one of a few factions, the votaries of the obelisk. the factions vary in terms of mortality, the votaries are very close to the lower end of that scale hahaha

i’m still working on this project, thanks so much for your support and interest with it!!

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

fuckin MOOD

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks to give!

Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post

OMG SOMEONE ADDED THE LYRICS

This song makes me so happy.

@the-blissful-bunny

have him play this at my funeral

Essek Thelyss

Spare indigenous Egyptian/Palestinian crown??  

I need you guys to see the newest amusing music trend on tiktok.

Source

one of the most fascinating and legitimately wonderful things about the internet is that it has given humans the ability to spontaneously collaborate no matter their location for no reason other than the sheer joy of it and that concept is neatly captured in this little video where a bunch of strangers made a cohesive and complex piece of short music around a video of a cat drinking milk silly

disgusting garbage dragon

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

Many years ago I made some elementals. They were in fact, terrible. I have now updated two of them. They are still not great. But better than they were. Making things is getting harder. Edit 7/10/22: Added some lines to the magic elementals essence of magic ability and fixed a typo in its psychic blast attack.

Updated!

Even more undead. So many skeletons. But we still need more. Twitter

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