Dragon-Subway... but for reblogs

Neighbourly Love

Speedfreaks on the scene

Men be like "I'm fighting demons". And the demons be homosexuality

someone explain this to me. quickly

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

Good morning 🌆

i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship

Clingy

fuck my life

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

me every day cause I don’t understand anything

@notajerusalemcricket

Yes! Please keep your snails safe! (I would like to note that in my experience, some snails are too big to retract enough to stop sticking to the ground. However, take that with a grain of salt)

Keep that grain of salt away from the snails, you monster!!

oh my God i amnso sorry,,

new listing up on my kofi or you can dm me to claim!

status: OPEN ($45 USD)

once paid for they're free to use how you wish!

me, struggling to write: hmm, this part is a little difficult. maybe i should check my planning document, which i created as a helpful tool for my writing process!

the planning document: