Rook's Business Card

TYSM for the tag @sunny374940 this was such a fun little tag game!

Here's Az's shoddy looking business card! He's never really seen the need for a business card before, but Emmrich pointed out that it would probably be a faster way to introduce himself & would cut down on having to talk so much which was enough to convince his introverted ass lmfao

This is kind of his first and only attempt at one so it's pretty basic and focuses on getting to the point!

He mostly wanted the most important info easy to see at a first glance; for people to know he also protects The Necropolis too since his beau & skelly son is there & he likes the vibes of the place; also he likes his daggers and orbs sue him asdfhggkj

No pressure tagging the lovelies! : @caughtnyact ; @andthekitchensinkao3 ; @hyperions-light ; @ofcrowsanddragons ; @thedissonantverses ; @fangbangerghoul ; @pavuslavellan ; & Literally anyone else who fancies giving it a go! :3 <3

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i finally found it

Manfred keeps walking in on Emmrich and Rook having sex. 

He doesn’t understand what’s happening but they always seem happy afterwards so it must be good. The first time they notice him, Emmrich gives him a talk about privacy but doesn’t explain what they were doing.

When Manfred learns to speak, he asks. Emmrich gives him a technical explanation and now Manfred knows what, but not why.

So naturally he turns to his other parent and asks Rook who promptly hands him a romance novel (four scarves fluttered in shock out of five) and says it should answer his questions.

Manfred reads the book with his two best friends, Assan and Spite. Assan is mostly uninterested but Spite is fascinated. He has a lot of questions that Manfred doesn’t know the answers to, so he offers to ask his Dad.

Which is how Emmrich ends up having to answer Manfred’s questions about “throbbing members” and “quivering flesh” while Johanna loses it (yelling) and Rook loses it (laughing).

As Emmrich is explaining that they’re metaphors, Lucanis bursts in and demands to know why Spite is asking about “heaving bosoms.” Rook suddenly remembers something extremely urgent that they have to take care of in Minrathous and vanishes.

Emmrich, who firmly believes that there is nothing shameful about consenting adults having sex, suggests that Lucanis explain it to Spite himself. Lucanis, who would rather eat a meal prepared by Viago than explain sex to a demon, tells Spite to ask Emmrich next time Lucanis is asleep.

And that’s how Emmrich ends up teaching a sex ed class at two in the morning.

dead dove do not eat in practice

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

I have zero excuse for it but I'm also correct

also:

-extremely sweet -will blow your back out -healers -know how to handle a staff -highly educated -adoptive daddy vibes

Some of my friends are on the Gale to Emmrich pipeline... Me? I'm on the Halsin to Emmrich pipeline

baby rogue is once again committing crimes but too nice to actually get away with them

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This has been a test of the Tumblr Emergency Defense System

This one felt like the notesapp formatting fit it.

For @nosebleedclub 's prompt spring lamb

Manfred needs new boots, you guys.

“I don’t understand it!” Emmrich says. “What do you keep doing with them?”

Manfred wriggles his bare skeleton toes and hisses unconcernedly.

“At least he brought one of them back this time,” Rook points out.

“That still doesn’t solve the mystery of where the other has got too.”

Mystery? Manfred perks up. He likes mysteries.

“Well we’ll just have to go to the converged city and have another one made,” Rook says practically. “Do you have his measurements?”

“You’re not fooling anyone you know. We stop in the converged city on every mission now because you need that popcorn that wisp makes. Of course I have his measurements.”

“It’s good, and you always eat half of it! Let’s go. See you, Fred!” Rook calls out, dragging Emmrich from the room.

Manfred does not mind. He has a Mystery to solve.

But when he gets to Neve’s room she is busy.

“I’m sorry, Fred. I can’t play with you right now. Why don’t you go find Assan?”

Manfred is ecstatic. Not only does Neve trust him to solve this Mystery on his own, she trusts him to lead his own team.

He selects a few of Neve’s more persistent wisps to accompany him, and goes in search of the griffon.

He finds him gnawing on a stone.

Hissing in alarm, Manfred immediately pulls him away from it. Emmrich has lectured him long and hard about the importance of good dental hygiene. And chewing things like rocks is RIGHT OUT. “Skulls with a full set of teeth are hard to come by, Manfred,” he always said.

Still, Assan is obviously having growing pains in his beak and needs something to gnaw on. Otherwise he’ll never be able to concentrate on the Mystery.

Manfred thinks. He can’t use one of his bones. He needs them. And Emmrich would be most unhappy.

Aha! Hissing in triumph he pulls the boot off of his left foot and gives it to Assan. The griffon takes it happily and they set off to solve the Mystery.

It’s alright. They’re bringing him a new boot anyway.

Johanna seeking revenge on Emmrich

Emmrich:

Johanna seeking revenge on manfred

Emmrich:

I adore it whenever rook rests their hands on their hips like a handyman or mechanic about to deliver some bad news as to how much the repairs are going to come in at. the hero equivalent of a plumber. they're out there saving the world with the gently beleaguered air of an overworked janitor and I quite simply love that for them

{Unnamed} - Emrook AU WIP

Catching up with ZWP's Day 2 Prompt which was mood boards! SO, here's a mood board I threw together for a new Emrook AU I've been cooking up!! 💖

Image Sources under the cut! 💖

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Last Line Tag Game

I'm not even gonna comment about how long these tags have been in my drafts for.

TYSM to the lovely @sunny374940 ; @redheadsramblings ; @andthekitchensinkao3 for the taggies!

ZapWhamPow has lead me to an Emrook AU that my brain is rotating like a microwave so I'm so excited to get into it properly!

Here's a line from that:

Ofc no pressure taggies for my friendos in fanfiction!!! : @caughtnyact ; @hyperions-light ; @ofcrowsanddragons ; @taashyvashedan ; @basedonconjecture ; @thedissonantverses ; & literally anyone else who sees this that may be interested! :3