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side blog side blog side blog!! for fandom content!!!!! mostly assasins creed if I'm honest. but persona and pokemon as well

WELCOME POST <3

Welcome to the blog! I'm Silas, and this is where I talk about my theories, critiques, or just express love for some of my favorite videogames and book series.

I also reblog a LOT of stuff

Pronouns: He/Him

Some of my fandoms include but are not limited to:

• Assassin's creed

•Inscryption

•Harry Potter

•DC/Batfam

•Marvel

•Supernatural

● minecraft diaries/aphverse

And more!!

Tumblr as the loud, alt, gnc nerd with coloured hair, a ton of Pride pins, and lots of merch

Ao3 as the quiet, unassuming book nerd that's secretly freaky as fuck

Does anyone else see my vision

what she says: i’m fine.
what she means: i played 4 fuckin games thinking that by the end of it desmond miles would be this unstoppable badass assassin who would single handedly save the world and turn the tide against abstergo - i thought i would get an amazing modern game where we get to jump off skyscrapers and infiltrate businesses and government buildings in abstergo’s pocket and walk around hacking computers and stabbing people and then taking a nap in the animus so we could play as anscestors but noooOOOOooooooOooOoO they had to go and fuckin kill him like i didn’t just spend the last 4 games getting emotionally invested in a sarcastic piece of shit bartender i cAN’T BELI E VE

OKAY so remember that Templar!Desmond fic idea???

Yeah. I wrote it. It's REAL. It's ALIVE.

It's UNIONIZING.

Summary: Everything was going fine for Desmond—until he got fired from the Bad Weather bar.

So when a strangely opportune internship listing popped up in his inbox—weird sender name, shady NDA, zero contact info—he clicked apply.

Was it a scam? Probably.

Did he get the job? Absolutely.

What Desmond DOESN'T know:

  • The job is at TEMPLAR HQ
  • He's unintentionally turning his fellow interns into baby assassins through charisma and spite
  • Daniel Cross has started following him around like a trigger happy Roomba with abandonment issues

What Abstergo DOES know:

  • Daniel Cross—famously unhinged—has stopped trying to stab people in the elevators
  • He's SMILING now
  • He holds DOORS OPEN
  • He hasn't murdered anyone in WEEKS

Naturally, upper management is curious and all signs point to one cause: The Intern.

Francisco Randez (aka Desmond Miles)

So they think Desmond is promising. Potentially Templar material. They even suggest pairing him up with with Daniel on field missions to 'keep morale high'.

Daniel has Opinions about that. (Loud. Violent. And also weirdly flustered ones.)

In which Desmond:

  • gets fired from the Bad Weather one year before the solar flare hits
  • lies his way into a corporate cult
  • becomes Daniel Cross' emotional support intern
  • accidentally trains a squad of weaponized interns using nothing but passive-aggressive life advice
  • just wants a paycheck and maybe a 401K
  • still has no idea what the company actually does

Some future quotes—THE OFFICE STYLE:

"Honestly, I didn't think I'd get this far." – Desmond Miles, intern and runaway Assassin novice, freshly promoted to 'oh no.'

"Daniel's been… smiling. Like, a lot. I think he has a crush. Or a kill list. Possibly both." – Sarah Jones, Abstergo HR, updating the emergency protocol binder

"It's not like I LIKE him or anything. I just... function better when he's nearby. Shut up." – Daniel Cross, Master Templar and once Assassin Sleeper Agent, reloading his gun and blushing aggressively

"He did what. In where. With WHO?!" – William Miles, reading an intercepted Abstergo memo and having an audible crisis during a debrief

"I pulled the fire alarm so Francisco wouldn't have to present to Mr. Vidic." – Caleb Larson, intern, loyal and proudly wagging his metaphorical tail

"He said I shouldn't let fear control me, so I submitted a vacation request that just said 'no.'" – Andrea Lin, intern, everyone's problem now

"He has no clearance. No training. No agenda. And yet everyone listens to him. It's either divine intervention or managerial negligence." – Shaun Hastings, solo historian and part time barista, probably both right and wrong

There's even a group chat somewhere called 'Rendezvous with Randez'.

No one knows who started it.

Desmond is the admin. He still hasn't noticed.

"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.

Laurance went mia for actual years, shows up in a recap, and immediately gets dragged down a flight of stairs. 10/10 no notes

i think it’s beautiful that so many people on aphblr have A Character™ because they’re so dedicated to the character’s arc and always have correct posts about them. i’ll see a post about that character and be like wow. i wonder if [user] would like this

or i’ll have an idea and think about messaging one of them for their input of how A Character™ acts in that situation. and then i don’t message them because i’m a loser and scared of being perceived in private settings but that’s irrelevant. and then i post the idea and i’m like wow i hope [user] will agree with this interpretation

and it’s not in like an approval seeking way it’s in like a. this user has made a name of sorts for themselves by posting about their character and many people seem to agree with their interpretations so it’s like. i don’t actually know i’m just yapping to yap at this point

I saw people giving buddy human eyes and I wanted to do it too!! I didn't change the color though ,I believe blue suits him well ^^

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