La Vie Boheme

@superangsty / superangsty.tumblr.com

Sammy, 26. Whatever you followed me for it’s probably Not what I’m posting about rn :(

In Music & Lyrics when Hugh Grant’s character for years just keeps performing his old songs from the 80s bc he doesn’t want to put in effort writing new songs except it’s me reblogging my own old posts bc I can’t think of any new ones

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

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