are you quoting beaches at me right now?

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

I LOVE BED

I LOVE PILLOW

I LOVE BLANKEY

imd gonna go to bed soon and.i cant stop thinking about this comment

waving is so cute. literally hi

I said something embarrassing they are going to kick me off earth

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

how are christians homophobic when theres yaoi in the bible.

which version of the bible was written in roleplay server format was it the king james or new living

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

I have been waiting for "The Science Guild" for 5 years.

Guess what

"Oh no, they're too WEIRD to be part of the queer commu-" BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK "QUEER" MEANS?!?!

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

looks like somebody forgot that dust we are and to dust we shall return lol