drinking lots of coffee until something good happens

This is important for everyone to see

I Have No Mouth And I Must Spore

These people having never seen blackberries or a baby garter snake immediately claiming this is AI is really funny to me

They are that small

A baby garter snake is a percious little critter that can't quite figure out that a pinky fingernail and the pad of flesh opposite it aren't food, and stubborn enough that you can just walk over to another spot while they dangle off of you and gently coax them off. Spare usb cable with velcro strap that gets tangled on you type animal, really.

Listening to someone talk about some Australian pastor who faked having cancer only to reveal that he'd lied and his "illness" was the result of stress symptoms from hiding his porn addiction and I started laughing so hard I scared the cats

Turning the dial over to "objectively funny crimes" and glancing over at the audience only to be met with thousands of disapproving stares. Everyone shakes their head at the same time and I slump and turn the dial back over to "fraud is wrong"

low poly hate pillar

get rotated idiot

I had to make this real.

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

trans actual uk - trans led and run advocacy, education and empowerment organisation

fiveforfive - collective fund for trans women and girls and transfem causes

gendered intelligence - trans led advocacy org

mermaids - supports trans youth

akt - lgbtq youth homelessness charity

loving me - domestic abuse service for trans people in england

not a phase - for trans adults

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer

[gets really defensive] theyre uke hands

'i could fix him' well he's already in my wood chipper

oh, you’re on testosterone? that’s cool. i’m actually on testostertwo, so, you know. no big deal.

*trying to solve a friend's problem* hmmm. well you could use me as a blade, perhaps? and slay your enemies? just a thought

it's crazy how many super duper patriarchal things get retroactively justified in the name of being about love. yeah I'm sure women taking their husbands surname has always 100% been about recovering from trauma and distancing yourself from abusive family or whatever and has absolutely nothing at all to do with women being seen as property. great work here everyone, marriage as a concept has been redeemed through the power of pop psychology

but seriously you can talk about how wildly sexist that tradition is and people will come out of the woodwork to be like "well as someone with a bad relationship with their family I actually think my partner giving me their surname would be really healing" as if you were talking about individual reasoning and not patriarchy.

personally i feel like not doing all the patriarchal family stuff might be a bit of a better idea vis a vis people not being harmed by their family but I'm glad you specifically have found a use case for this!

personal anecdotes always trump structural analysis

really is soooo sick that ppl think that overuse of the em dash is a marker of ai now. like why are you people sullying the reputation of my beautiful beautiful wife. if im not overusing em dashes im dead. im like that chuck tingle book thats like the sentient lesbian em dash makes sweet love to me or whatever

I have never used ChatGPT once in my life, and you can pry my beloved em dash from my cold, dead, unartificial hands.