Let's see how this goes

droplets are my favorite thing to draw

tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

One Direction + Blue

Dream team.

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

I said what I said!

#this man gets uncomfortable and overwhelmed when 20 y/o college girls hit on him #but take off his glasses #put on his fedora #and this man is ready to find Atlantis in three to eight business days (via @sansakenobi​)

It’s impossible to argue with anything above.

previous tags are on point: #hat ON archeology APPLIED tits OUT

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#i follow louis everywhere #i love louis

i love the differences in the strides. louis’ all business: wheres the ball, gonna kick that shit into a goal. and harry’s all: omg hi, love your shirt

#he’s not even looking at him #but he still manages to follow the exact same path#planets in orbit

harry and niall both have bi wife energy but niall has a bi wife and harry is the bi wife

the bog gave me a vision

i have never hated anything more than i hate these 5 seconds of interaction

louis: harry’s so silly and cute and i love the pout he does when i tease him

harry: i can’t even be mad that he’s teasing me i love having his attention and wow he’s so hot

harry and louis: *still in larry la la land*

louis: i just talked to harry, nice ! i love doin that

I need to talk about this 

this stance business

there’s the grand canyon in between louis’ legs and then funnily enough 

harry stands in such a fashion he would fit right between them 

DING DING DING

even on a couch its the same how is that HOW

sideways too, YOU KNOW WHAT

LOUIs

is the protector (look at their feet)

every damn time and harry leans and LOOK AT THEIR FEET

listen though 

its just SO MUC H

is harry’s hips bent in a louis shape like what is that 

i know niall its crazy 

they are 

actual *pauses for the louis hip do u see*

puzzle 

pieces

when you can finally hold hands in public

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.