I COULD get him pregnant if I REALLY put my mind to it.

something homosexual happened I fear

threesome

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

guy and honey

@mythic-siren we're on a slippery slope to this girl /silly

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

Reblog to hug prev and tell them it’s okay

Rapture religion truly insane. God is a child. The Virgin Mary is a British woman. Jesus is her British child who isn’t related to God in any way. The Virgin Mary went to prison and the immaculate conception was just her getting IVF and Jesus can do a backflip and God is just in a cable knit sweater and has no idea any of this is going on. Everyone except God is in da ocean

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

They get distracted easily :((

lovebirds ‼️

this came to me frantically before bed

let's go see a movie

I FOUND IT!

“you dtf?” yeah i’m dumber than fuck

cinema club boyfriends

SCREAMINGGGG OMFG THIS IS SO GOOD

Ghostfaces (male) aesthetic