Professor! Keanu Reeves

“Damn Y/N you’re stupid as shit”.

Humans domesticated pigeons thousands of years ago for purposes such as food, messaging, and companionship. As time passed, the need for pigeons in these roles diminished, leading to many being abandoned or escaping into the wild.

unless they specifically asked, you don’t get to tell a fanfic writer you think they mischaracterized the character by the way. because the second someone writes a fanfic about a character, that character becomes the writer’s own version of the character. canon is only a suggestion, but whether or not an author will follow it / how much of canon an author will take is entirely up to them. you don’t get to stick your nose in their world and tell them “hey this is not to my liking therefore I think you’re doing it wrong” when you can simply leave quietly and move on to something else you may enjoy

Perks of life

gorgeous by taylor swift coming on while i’m watching man of tai chi was N O T N E E D E D in the middle of my menty b i’m gonna jump off a bridge

"Oh my God why would they do that????" I say as I write someone doing something bad with my own ten fingers

Johnny Utah is Trying his Best™, okay?

Our favourite himbo

'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

just something sexy about a man in total despair

C A R T A G E N A , C O L O M B I A

Add some pictures of flip flops and slippers too. We might need them.

business arrangement

a donaka mark x stripper!reader AU...

notes and warnings: nsfw! manipulation and dubcon! do you know who donaka mark IS?? totally fueled by this ask from a lovely nonnie and a night of unhinged chats watching MOTC with the discord girlies. y'all gotta check out @treedaddypuff 's movie night, it's so fun! @donaka-screaming , thank you for blessing us with your expert insights, your dedication to donaka is unparalleled! and @reallongwire gets full credit for inspiring the earpiece scene. you'll see what i mean...😈 3500 words ~ divers by thecutestgrotto and leafsea ~ photos from pinterest

- You know it's a cliché, but you really are stripping your way through college. You're so fucking close to finishing your degree you can taste it. One more year, and you'll get your diploma and start applying for jobs. And maybe…you actually enjoy what you do. Parts of it, anyway. You like to dance. You like spinning on the pole like it's free time at recess and you can fly. So what if you're half naked? It’s just a body, and everyone’s got one. That's what you tell yourself, anyway, to get through the night. And maybe you do get off, a little, on shaking it in front of all those men, desired but untouchable. It feels like a bit of well-deserved revenge, but that’s a whole bag we don’t have to unpack here.

This is so evil and hot and amazing!! Poor, reader, probably would never know.