stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

Thinking of getting used to Eddie's size ...

You see the warning

Thinking about explaining ovulation to Eddie and he’s like, "So what? You get one week where you’re really horny, try being horny all the time. Try walking a day in my clogs. If I get another boner watching you fold towels, I’m gonna admit myself into a mental hospital."

And you're like, "It's the tri-fold, isn't it?"

Eddie’s moaning from the bathroom like he’s getting his dick sucked, and you walk in there to find him with nothing but a towel wrapped around him, cleaning out his ears with a cotton bud like a rat pressing a pleasure button in a lab

The Golden Girls – 3.16: Grab That Dough

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

i’m in love

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boys boys boys