it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

i think a neurotypicals biggest dream and a neurodivergent’s worst nightmare is to have a strict schedule

“i get up every day at 6am, eat a bowl of oatmeal and have a chocolate protein shake, work out for an hour, shower, get dressed, then go to work. then i come home, get in my comfies, cook dinner, watch some tv, have another shower, and then go to bed at 9pm. it’s a wonderful fulfilling life!!” are you sure because that sounds like hell to me

oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

A series

An addition:

Small dogs are good dogs too!

i haven’t had a lot of foodposting from the usual carnivore pages recently because theyre somehow all inevitably hyper republican spaces and despite the fact that im only there to make fun of them i still dont like reading their dog ass posts

in the meantime, have this from one of the pickling pages

Happy birthday trans people!!!!!! ✨💞🥰💙🫶🌟💕🦎🏳️‍⚧️💞the world is better with you in it ❤️

Love that they made the buttons on posts bigger and further apart. They know their general user base is aging and less tactful than they were in their younger years. Respecting the beauty of age and decline of motor skills

i love her she’s so talented but if i hear anxiety by doechii one more time i might explode

there is a preteen girl out there somewhere who, in a last-ditch effort to make her understand her budding anxiety disorder, sent her mom this song and it didn’t help at all