given the reputation the Doctor later built up. do you think the First Doctor ever arrived on a planet on the brink of disaster and the inhabitants recognised him and were like !!! it’s the Doctor! the famous hero! he’ll save us from the Blorgons! and he was like ‘hm what are you talking about I don’t interfere in things like that’ and then just set up a deckchair and watched their civilisation burn 

born with teeth poster but make it spygatwa

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

im a girl. im not a girl. im not not a girl. im your dad. im a milf. i eat human flesh. im having sex with your wife. im a princess. im a criminal. im immortal. they will never find your body

man. shoplifting in the 70s must have been so easy. no cameras in sight only living in the moment

born too late to shoplift in surveillance-free stores born too soon to download a car. born just in time to have to ask the CVS employee to unlock the stupid acrylic door to get shampoo

anything can be a my chemical romance reference if youre not a coward

I love tumblr because I can just post random stuff whenever and like so many people are just used to it at this point that I feel like an animal at a zoo doing little tricks in my enclosure except instead of jumping through a hoop im talking about my oc bouncing on that thing

couldn't resist

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

of course you have a full suit of armour both marking you as the romantic ideal of masculinity and obscuring your body so completely that your sex loses importance when signifying your gender and class. and pronouns

Vampires

Transgender vampires

Transgender vampire sex

if your lie is a good enough lie god will make it real