Angry Nerd

"I've got a feeling that now my hair's changed, you're going to start braiding it next."

Drunk Caleb

This is what I meant when I said Caleb would be dramatic. 😂

Listen, I know some of you have issues with "pipsqueak." But I didn't know what else to put. 🤷‍♀️

Drunk Sylus. Got this idea from angry nerd's video on TikTok. 😂

I imagine Sylus would have different stages of drunk, and emotional and clingy would be one of them. But he wouldn't be too emotional. He would maybe shed a tear or two. But he's definitely clingy.

I also think Caleb would be like this, but he would be DRAMATIC as hell. 😂

🎶 Whoever can string my husband's old bow And shoot through twelve axes cleanly Will be the new king, sit down at the throne And rule with me as his queen 🎶

queen of ithaca

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

She didn't instantly know it was Odysseus... She actually did not even believe it was him until they fought over their bed. Since he built the castle he knew it was impossible to move. Then she finally knew it was him.

Also she held an archery competition for her hand, which Odysseus won (prior to the bed argument) then she still didn't completely believe it was him...

Then Odysseus was killed and penelope married the son he convinced with Cercis... And their son married Cercis.

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

Quick odypen painting because I’m missing them this Christmas Day

now that the ithaca saga is out i'd like to just put it out there that, in the original text, after they reunite odysseus and penelope immediately run off to fuck - obviously (20 years at sea away from your wife call that the wettest dry spell mankind's ever seen). BUT while they're getting all hot and heavy, athena decides to put her owl motif to good use and wingman for odysseus by quite literally holding off the dawn until they're fully satisfied (od. 23.345-248). which is just. what a way to end off one of the greatest pieces of storytelling in human history

Penelope of Sparta remains unphased by her husband's war crimes.

The hottest thing a man can do is be hopelessly in love with his partner