My new goal is to write at least 1,084,170 word of harry potter fanfic because the original series is that long and if I write more than that I can actually say I have written more about the characters than JKR and logically know them better than she does.

(Currently at 686,833)

Update: I hit one million words! Almost there!!!

Question for Marauders Fans

Hey, quick questions for all of the Marauders folks out there (do we call ourselves Marauders? That would be fun.) I know that some of us don't like to think about the canon years in the books for reasons that I totally understand, but for those of us who think about it, who do we ship Harry with (only characters who actually attend school with him as students in canon, so not Tom Riddle)?

As a collective, do we support:

Thanks for replying, your results are absolutely going into the plot of my fic Once More, With Feeling on ao3.

If you responded 'something else?' then please comment with what (provided it's not creepy, please) :)

goblet of fire is basically harry wanting to be in a poly relationship with cedric and cho

writing is the best thing to find anywhere.

on the inside of a bathroom stall at my middle school, someone had written smutty Twilight fanfiction in sharpie, and it stayed there (and readable) for a month

my friend has the Dune litany against fear written on the case of her graphing calculator

when I was in the deserts of Utah, I found someone had chiseled a word in Arabic on a big desert rock, and when i looked it up, it just said “Sand”.

i one saw someone with the preamble to the constitution written on the side of their checkered vans.

my aunt has the phrase “I love to eat grapes” in German tattooed on her leg. why? she likes grapes i guess.

nothing is more exciting than finding words in the wild. like wow. people write everywhere. people create. people scribble notes on their hands and poems on the walls and wow that’s amazing.

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

James being more concerned he likes Regulus than the fact he likes men is real to ME

April 3rd: dance

going home

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

okay

where did we lose you

why are people like this

#nobody survived this post

mumbo’s displaying Joel-level lore ignoring atm

Why is everyone suddenly validating Scotts win when it's an april fools game? The same people who invalidated Cleo's win are suddenly validating Scotts win?

What.

List of text post

telemachus after diplomatic mission be like

athena pisistratus and neo

I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x