I'll be more dangerous, more beautiful than any other

Never going to find the original tweet this is from but this is the best fsn post

"my husband is a proper knight!" your husband is posing delicately with arms draped on his sword as though meeting a lover's embrace again

I cannot emphasise enough that he's wrapped around that blade like ivy on a rampart

he's got the fucking harp out again

the pygmalion myth did untold multigenerational damage to the dollfucker image by instilling the idea that tonguing an effigy must be an inherently misogynistic process of shunning the wanton flesh, in the process erasing the struggles of a brave community of people who simply want to fuck the humanoid inanimate for weird coercive power reasons

lucio and meteon absolutely fucked and 3 anniversaries later when we have the ultimate final angel lore showdown or whatever meteon is conveniently away winning his seventh consecutive gold prize in some race or another and when he comes back and we catch him up on the whole helel business he’s gonna be like. you mean the actor guy with the tight ass?

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

skebありがとうございました！！！ by エクレアぢゃん@VurDV8a8gbGRctd

I think we ought to live happily ever after

[145] - Zapdos (Galarian), ???

jolly, quick tempered

i think its funny how the english word "game" has become a loanword in dutch that specifically refers to video games while the actual dutch word for game (spel) now refers only to games of the non-video variety

gaming is strictly an anglo affliction