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the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy
I feel sorry for children because they never had the experience of playing games or watching things for free. It's why I think a lot of them don't hate ads as much as people older then them do, they just accepted them as a necessary part of their reality and deal with it because the ads have always been there for them.
When I was 14 and started using wattpad it was still a shitty little fanficiton app and everything on that app was free. E v e r y t h i n g.
You only needed an account and you could download countless books and read them offline whenever you wanted. You could write offline and publish and edit whatever and whenever you wanted. There were no ads, no premium no money involved what so ever. It was the reason why I used it, I used to download (well save to my library) 200 fanfics before my summer vacation because I knew I wouldn't have internet and I wanted to entertain myself, I wrote 7 books and published them for fun because I could write and save while offline and then publish them later if I wanted.
When I opened wattpad after a few years I was first met with "upgrade to premium to download and read unlimited books" and then I was met with an ad in between chapters. I didn't continue I deleted my account and haven't even wanted to download it again.
What capitalism and consumerism did in the last few years has had an affect on everything in such a way that cannot be explained unless you've seen the before. Because now you have these platforms crying and begging you not to use an ad blocker, but that means nothing to me because I know they can function without ads, because I've seen and experienced it. Which is why I do not understand people who pay for these things, but if I grew up in an environment where all of these things were already this obsessed with getting money maybe I wouldn't complain either.
Tldr. children do not have spaces anymore where they're not bombarded with ads and it's sad because they were born into this.
"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chess dimension ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛
i love how horribly lined up this is on mobile
Here, now your bishops won't wind up horribly lost and your knights won't have anxiety
i don't think that's the same rabbit 🤔
the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something
maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time
whoa
it's not the markhelly show!!!!! it's not the markgemma show either!!!!!!!!!! it's the "can you fundamentally grind an adult human being's consciousness down into nothing, cutting them off from their entire sense of self, thus turning them into an ideal blank slate ala 1800's euroamerican christian theories about children being pure souls without sin FOR the furthering of some fucked up capitalist cult's unknown goals" show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if doomsday is coming я не попаду в рай
I was going through old episodes and was going to gif this, but....it's just not the same without being able to hear Brennan yell, "TITTIES!" So, video.
This is the most fun this man has ever had in his entire life
Feel good inc is the craziest thing that can happen to a fourteen year old
King shit
THEY DID THAT WHILE THE PERSON WAS STILL IN THEIR CAR-
Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman
aioli is such a fabulous word it's not every day you see vowels doing so much legwork
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians