Explodes Into A Shower Of Glitter

the older I get the more I relate to Bert

I love watching big dogs teach little dogs the rules. They always have such big "old timer employee giving the intern orientation" energy. They're so businesslike about it. This is their valued junior colleague, they are showing them the break room and the photocopier trick.

Me, trying to function normally and stay sane in my day to day life: so there’s this heating pad [hair tuck]

Just straight blasting it. And by it i mean the heat on my heating pad

it's crazy when gay men are misogynistic because at every high school debate there's a teenage girl fighting for gay rights like she's their personal lawyer

rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag

No, no- Mister Faggot was my father's name, you can call me Fag