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professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all
I don’t know a fucking thing, my guy.
Pokemon Heritage Post
The Little Writer (1913)
— by Charles van den Eycken
i’m dating an astrophysicist
We make fun of America’s “freedom units” but this is literally how nonsensical feets and pounds are
One kilogram is the weight of one liter of water. One liter is one cubic decimeter. One decimeter is exactly one hundred millionth part of the distance from the North Pole to the Equator across the surface of the Earth on the 0th longitude because that’s what they measured to decide what a meter is. What the fuck is a foot
twelve inches
Math icon right here👆👆👆
Well, first of all, even in the darkest of times the world is full of love and kindness, and you have to do everything in your power to retain your willingness and ability to see and accept it, so jot that down.
There should be no billionaires.
Start killing billionaires.
Holy shit Uncle Iroh takes no prisoners when it comes to being an ally
I’m fairly certain the person who made the tweet was joking and this is actually spiegeleierkuchen (fried egg cake)! The “egg white” is a thick frosting made from yogurt/milk and cornstarch, while the “yolks” are apricot halves. Here’s a recipe: https://www.sprinklebakes.com/2015/04/german-fried-egg-cake-spiegeleierkuchen.html?m=1
Oh, thank goodness! I was getting ready to commit a war crime!
I hope the next Chocolate Guy / Cake Guy is a confectioner whose gimmick is making delicious and perfectly edible recipes that look like the result of fucking up a recipe in a comically stupid way
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!
Fairly certain I already have this!!!
I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day
I take it all back everyone on this site is toxic
Well, first of all, even in the darkest of times the world is full of love and kindness, and you have to do everything in your power to retain your willingness and ability to see and accept it, so jot that down.