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cory

@tankerfishthesimp / tankerfishthesimp.tumblr.com

addicted to wikipedia probably - resident quiet but crazy kid - professional necklace breaker highkey gay - idc abt pronouns
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helloooo :P

hey there!

my name is cory.

please send me random asks! i get bored easily :)

idm any pronouns, idrc abt labels (with a huge ton more of interest in girls/nb, but still ig my standards for men r just higher)

(it’s feeling more like they today)

BYF:

  • i will probably get really stressed and start posting random personal stuff or keyboard smashes with no context, or rants and angry vagueposts, these will be on #cory's rants
  • i will probably state random things so that will be on #cory’s thoughts
  • vagueposting about me reading things and responding to them will be on #cory's reads
  • gay thoughts (ahem totally not about uqd) are on #cory's droughts
  • random lists because lists are nice to write and makes it more tidy than the mess that is my head #cory’s lists
  • letters are on #cory's letters
  • asks are on #cory’s queeries
  • i actually like interacting with people but i get awkward sometimes :P so please do interact with me if you want to!

DNI:

homophobes/sexists/racists/transphobes... you know who you are so ;( don't follow me if you're here to hate

LIKES:

  • reading random wiki pages at 11pm instead of doing hwk
  • the rain
  • music (i listen to a lot of different things but currently cavetown clairo and conan gray mostly r my faves)
  • writting letters - i write letters in 2nd person a lot, and am currently working on a story where it's only narrated in letters from two brothers to each other
  • good lord heavens have you seen women
  • acting and devising theatre oml
  • art when there is no deadline
  • eyes (oml some people's eyes are just kdsjfksdhfkhsd)
  • staring into space (when not stressed about nothing, which is rare)
  • staring into space (your eyes, uqd :))
  • the night sky
  • good view of a nice city / rural countryside / beaches
  • puzzles (grrrr let me at the 2000 and little model trains)
  • books - but mostly from that one author and about that same guy getting himself into deep shit so many times
  • matthias :)) @utterqueerdisasterthesimp (my boyfriend, omg i got reverse pulled by mattie)

DISLIKES:

  • people who try to discriminate against others :(
  • people in the dni
  • being forced to do repetitive work (but i like repetitive work i voluntarily do, it calms me kinda)
  • procrastinating too much and being stressed about not finishing work
  • high pitched noises (bees ignoring the buzzing sounds r nice tho)
  • overthinking into a state of anxiety
  • not talking or being able to say thank you even when i really want to (sometimes i can't talk and when it gets really bad i resort to emojis because the feeling and sound of the keyboard stresses me out too)
  • the annoying voice(s) sometimes when it goes out of control
  • loud places (i can’t hear what people are trying to tell me and it’s too loud)

sooo thank you for reading this and drop me a follow and we can be moots :) if you want to talk to me u can always reply to my posts and stuff

(previously tanklocks)

(the icon is from a picrew from pepperjackets)

(the banner is from my girlfriend @utterqueerdisasterthesimp <333)

tysm :) and have a great day!

#absoulutefuckingmess#hasnocluewhatthey'redoing#writesletterswhensadoremotional#willfightforcats#tysm <3#cory's thoughts#cory's letters#cory's rants#cory’s queeries#havejustbeengiventhetitlesimp#cory's reads#<333#cory’s lists#and she fucks up again. well done cory.
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maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017
Anonymous asked:

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017 answered:

Yeah it’s called sleep

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sarosthewizarddude

actually im screenshotting this bc im obsessed with your tags

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actually im

screenshotting this bc im

obsessed with your tags

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Gang

I’m soooooo tired.

Not like a “I wanna sleep” although that is sometimes the case, but moreso in a “all my responsibilities require me to my fullest extent and there simply are not enough hours in the day and I am always stretched too thin even though I’ve cut things out and down to the essentials academically, socially, mental health wise, etc”

Like even my rest needs to be productive or I fall behind. If I wanna watch a show, I crochet stuff to sell while I watch. If I’m chilling in my room on my phone, I’m playing a puzzle game instead of doom scrolling. Doing laundry? Do it while listening to my required readings. Trying to focus on research and annotated bibliographies while working at my campus library. And so it goes.

I just need time to really and truly REST. Not with the looming pressure of assignments going overdue or money constraints being a problem.

Anywho, back to schoolwork instead of sleeping so I inevitably oversleep and barely make it to work on time 👍😅

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Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

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yeah hang on

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ignore the title of this google doc because it's a long story but it's a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo

this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that's about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it

this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion

bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro

also you can make the flatbread yourself it's super quick!!

oh hey I'm eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it's mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it

don't let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.

this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.

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These are my two favorite comfort foods. They're very easy to make and dont take long to cook.

Garlic butter rice

Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)

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this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn't eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing

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