another courtesy of tarugai's other post

cavalry captain toying with eleventh of the fatui harbingers

ok

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

summer camp ヾ⁠(⁠*⁠’⁠Ｏ⁠’⁠*⁠)⁠/

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

they have and they will

I cant decide which bg looks better. Anw here is my wife, i miss kaeya immensely and i am going insane

Childe: "I want to ask for your brother's hand in marriage! I'd very much appreciate your blessing and I'm sure he would too!"

Diluc: "What fucking era are we in, pre-revolution? Why are you asking me- You know what. No. You can't. You have to go through five trials and three riddles you old-timey slimeball."