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Dm @the-real-pokemart-official if you wanna be a member. By becoming a member of this blog you are officially a team capitalism grunt, I may make you a leader if I trust you and you ask nicely. (Disclaimer this is an elaborate joke)
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There are currently ten grunts, and our leader Eric. We want more capitalism. We wear suits.

Leader Eric- In charge, He/him

Grunt zero- likes cats, it/its

Grunt (2)- Buy money, he/him

Grunt number three- Has a krabby, is cool, they/them

Grunt 4- Likes berries, he/it/money

Grunt FIVE(5)- Has a charjabug(same colour as money), she/they

Grunt 6- Sold pronouns for money.

Grunt 7- Loves monay, has a vaporeon.

Grunt ♾️- Give the rich money.

(you guys can tell me what else add to this i dont know your pronouns)

This is our mascot

#grunt zero#pkmn irl#pokemon irl
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Anonymous asked:

Lesst favourite thing about Unova?

wishmaker-astra answered:

That it's a late stage capitalist shithole

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And that's a bad thing how?

-Leader Eric

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The contradictions will ensure your class shall not survive indefinitely. Perhaps you shall not live to see it fall, perhaps you shall, but your power rests on a foundation of sand with blood as its only binder.

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I don't know what this means lollllllllllllllll um anyways money is cool

-Leader Eric

#leader eric
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Anonymous asked:

Hi grunt 2 here to advertise capitalism to you...

...you're an eevee, do you even have money???

-Grunt 2

( @team-capitalism )

lesbian-shiny-eevee answered:

well, I Do have a holocaster, soooo.....

use that brain that I'm pretty sure you have, human.

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Sorry boss I am actually the member of the team who sold off braincells for ad space I can't do that

-Grunt 2

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well damn, cant say I expected that. By Zygarde, how do you even do that?

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The power of capitalism!

- 3

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uh, are you aware that Kalos already is a capitalist region, and I have never seen that happen...

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kalos more capitalist. become true capitalist and sell braincells. i kept my spinda and money braincells.

- grunt 1

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okay, I see your point, however, I am an Eevee

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that means youre magical and can do anything

-grunt 1

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Anonymous asked:

A rival team huh? well I HOPE YOU INVESTED IN GETTING YOUR BUTs KICKED BECAUSE STOCKS IN THAT ARE ABOUT TO ROCKET! THANKS TO TEAM ROCKET!

@teamrocketboy

team-capitalism answered:

Hey kid did you know that if you lie about your age on the internet people will take you more seriously and possibly be more intimidated by you

-Leader Eric

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oh your not scared? well you should be

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Yeah so?

-Leader Eric

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...

RAT SQUAD

5 rattatas simultaniously run towards you with knives

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Eh even if this were real I’ve survived worse

-Leader Eric

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Oh? So your not intimidated by my knived rattatas then perhaps it’s time for my

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Do it

Coward

-Leader Eric

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Hohohoho

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

GO AKETCHI

he throws his pokeball up and out comes a bidoof taped to a bazooka

DIE B*TCH

he fires the bidoof bazooka at you

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Oh no ah no *dies*

-leader eric

#Leader eric#rotumblr#pkmn irl#pokemon irl#pokeblogging#pokeblr#rotomblr
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Anonymous asked:

A rival team huh? well I HOPE YOU INVESTED IN GETTING YOUR BUTs KICKED BECAUSE STOCKS IN THAT ARE ABOUT TO ROCKET! THANKS TO TEAM ROCKET!

@teamrocketboy

team-capitalism answered:

Hey kid did you know that if you lie about your age on the internet people will take you more seriously and possibly be more intimidated by you

-Leader Eric

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oh your not scared? well you should be

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Yeah so?

-Leader Eric

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...

RAT SQUAD

5 rattatas simultaniously run towards you with knives

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Eh even if this were real I’ve survived worse

-Leader Eric

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Oh? So your not intimidated by my knived rattatas then perhaps it’s time for my

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Do it

Coward

-Leader Eric

#Leader eric#rotumblr#pokemon irl#rotomblr#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#pokeblr
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