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Teaxch's Blog

@teaxch / teaxch.tumblr.com

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variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

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perfectcollectorduck asked:

I wanted to thank you for the podcast about your father, but maybe for a weird reason.

I've been following you and your work and commentary for quite a while, and your public persona is pretty universally upbeat, cheery, and enthusiastic. As far as I can tell, you've almost never even expressed displeasure in public. I find that this is true of a lot of friendly people who are the faces of brands, since you've got a job to do and you naturally want to keep some boundaries in place.

But this has always been a little at odds with how much you care about and talk about emotions and how emotionally driven you are (not to mention the fact that you're obviously a complex human who experiences all of the emotions we all do when the proverbial mic isn't recording).

It was very nice to get to see a different side of your emotional world. You're a role model for a lot of people - especially a lot of young men - and being willing to show such raw emotion without apologizing for it or being self conscious about it was a valuable thing to put into the world. So thanks.

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markrosewater answered:

Thank you. That was an important podcast for me to do. I’m happy it was meaningful for you.

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Any wooden stick can be a tongue depressor if you’re not a coward.

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Unique stylized/simplified "pseudo-3D" illustrations of the Donut Plains world from Super Mario World, seen in a 1990 issue of the Japanese Famitsu magazine.

Row 1: Donut Plains 1, Donut Plains 2 Row 2: Donut Ghost House, Donut Secret House Row 3: Donut Plains 3, Donut Plains 4 Row 4: Donut Secret 1, Donut Secret 2 Row 5: Morton's Castle

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Source: Famitsu (Japan), Issue 114, 1990

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guy whose friend is making a reservation at a restaurant for them to eat together: can you make it six o'clock?

his friend, who has time powers and is trying to keep it a secret: what no what are you talking about why would i be able to do that

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