It’s 4/20’s eve, make sure to leave out Milk and Brownies for Snoop dogg
that moment in the first avenger when bucky shoots that guy and steve turns around and salutes him makes me laugh bc, like, i will be the first to admit i know nothing about military strategy, but i feel like you probably shouldn’t so blatantly give away your sniper’s location like that
like, was that moment immediately followed by bucky scrambling to his feet like ‘goddamnit steve HOW MANY TIMES’ and takin off into the woods while hydra goons fired at him,, like thank you, captain america, for that, i was hoping to make this more complicated than necessary
my last 3 brain cells watching me throughout the day
did this person break up their own relationship
isn’t this the plot of the pina colada song
This video is wildly out of control
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
his first hops 😂❤ credit: @thekangaroosanctuary
Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous
i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing
that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao
the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand
titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go
ankles: covered
snakes: up
titties: out
I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative
Adorable animal snaps. Please enjoy.
Meet Lily and Luna. Lily does not look impressed at all. “Who hurt my baby” 13/10 for both
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