another deranged drawing from my demented mind

transphobes found the first one so i made another because fuck them

So how did everyone’s first encounter with their Beast go?

i actually love seeing vids from like british zoos that have coyotes cause i'm like hey little buddy, i saw you outside my house last night what are you doing in the place for fancy animals. and then i remember that coyotes and bobcats and raccoons and mountain lions are americas-exclusives

[North America has many fine Beasts!]

Beyblade heavyweight division

One time my mom and I were out shopping and she shows me this ugly fucking shawl or something off a sales rack and all I could think to say was “oh… oh honey, no” and she laughed told me I talk like an old retired drag queen and that might be pretty par for a queer guy but you must know at the time I was a catty 13 year old girl

I think a 50+ y/o drag queen and an angry teen girl could accomplish so much together though

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more and more places are getting fishing minigames these days

its so sad that my mom barely knows how to use a phone bc she would literally do numbers on dark cartoon theorist youtube. i showed her a meme about elmo once and this woman looked at me and went "have i told you my sesame street theory?" and i was like "no?????" and shes goes "i think all the muppets in sesame street are orphans and sesame street is a halfway house and all the humans are social workers." and i go "ok. but like. bert and ernie are clearly a married couple" and she goes "no no that relationship would never work. what is ernie bringing to that relationship? he cant cook, he cant hold down a job, he's always losing things..."

domestic animals who would tell me riddles

"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink

What if ULTRAKILL was on the Mega Drive? Chapter 6-2: Aesthetics of Hate. A follow up to my previous demake of ULTRAKILL in the style of Gunstar Heroes, from 2022.

help a disabled t4t couple get out of debt?

£0/2000