"Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?" no i want a best friend/roommate/soulmate that I can go on silly adventures with and hang out with and have deep intellectual discussions with and we can be life partners without any of the romance stuff

“your characters need to be likeable” allow me to introduce you to the very worst guy who ever lived

I want to write. Will I? No. Definitely not.

I only wrote 268 words today and all of them were gay

(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care

me: okay, i’m gonna do so much writing today! i’ve got so much time!

*opens word document*

*writes two paragraphs*

me: wow what a productive day, time to do nothing for the rest of it

*closes laptop*

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

my biggest creative passion in life is ‘the project I’m not supposed to be working on right now’

coming up with an au were a dead character lives but shaking my head while i do it so everyone watching knows i support the role their death played in the narrative and consider it a legitimate writing choice

this is an awesome post to make if you want to get spoiled for every single piece of media on the entire planet

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

When I mention I’m writing a novel and someone asks how far along I am but I haven’t actually written anything- just made my fun lil characters and made random plot points that don’t connect yet

i'm more than capable of loving any piece of media if its well made enough but i can't really go full beastmode on something unless there's one specific fake guy im so enchanted with that it makes me want to light myself on fire. im a shameless favorite character goggles haver

Unreliable narrator? More like unreliable author

Me deleting a finished chapter because it no longer works for the story.

Apparently I need to clarify.

To delete does not mean that there's no existing copy. I save copies of everything. It means you remove it because it doesn't fit for that story. It may, however, fit for a different story. Or it can be disassembled and used in multiple works.

i think the blood drinking is gayer than gay sex. to me