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but i stay silly. 25. proto-librarian

so long suckers! i rev up my chariot to drag hectors body and create a huge cloud of dust. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the shores of troy  

i love overeating and posting about it

listen i have no sympathy for this change, i will never call it anything but overt fatphobia, THIS is the website that started my eating disorder and the feedists and fatlib people on here are the people who straight up saved my life and i guarantee so many others. the reporting system has always been something used for violence on this website, it was used against black bloggers, transfem bloggers, now its gonna be used in the same way Even Harder for fat bloggers. cuz don't get confused, fat people and feedists and fatlib have been demonized on this website forever but now all those people who froth at the mouth in anger at seeing god forbid a fat person express self love have a nice convenient button to push to remove them forever. fucking absolute joke

until i am proven wrong, i will continue to believe that there is no such thing as a large company that views its employees as people

"even if you don't get paid for it you should still put in the extra mile because it's important to show Loyalty To The Company" if the company could hire a robot to do your job they would

My loyalty extends only as far as my paycheque. And given how prices have been increasing faster than my paycheque, my loyalty has been steadily shrinking.

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

>:)c

May I present to you, nationalclothing.org?

It doesn't have everything, but it's still my first source when researching traditional clothing from other cultures.

There's also this resource on historical fashion: Claire’s Historical Fashion Reference & Resources

another addition as far as physical media goes there is the encyclopedia of national dress (that i still need to buy myself bc this kind of thing is super important to my sort of fantasy designing) but yes i do agree i wish there was EVEN MORE documentation on this

A young SMP stands in its bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2025, is its birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago that it was given life, it is only today that it will be given a name!

What will the name of this SMP be?

Holding up snarky signs doesn't seem to be working.

For me, it isn't about whether this action is appropriate or not. It's about how this kind of action is inevitable.

I'm going to let Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. explain in a quote no one seems to post during his annual holiday.

"It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that without, at the same time, condemning the contingent, intolerable conditions that exist in our society. These conditions are the things that cause individuals to feel that they have no other alternative than to engage in violent rebellions to get attention. And I must say tonight that a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?"

If you only speak up about a supercharger catching fire and ignore the unheard, you are prioritizing a thing over people.

[Image ID: Screencap from unspecified website in dark mode. Text reads:

"After that that stupid thing from Bezos and Musk about how a trillion humans would mean a thousand Mozarts, it got me thinking.

We clearly must have Mozarts today, and at least a couple of them probably got the same upbringing he did to nurture their skill and talent, and we would therefore have:

  • a musician of significant talent, dedication and skill,
  • who can write music across a bunch of different contemporary genres,
  • who explicitly draws from the work of other musicians to build their style, and
  • who is willing to do the musical equivalent of shitposting and wear fancy outfits while doing it.

I can only conclude that the modern-day Mozart is Weird Al Yankovic.

I will not be taking questions."

Followed by: a portrait of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and a photograph of Weird Al Yankovic, in similar 3/4 poses with similar eyebrow-raised and smiling expressions. End ID.]

i think a lot of people who have never done music do not understand how absolutely implausible weird al's skill level is. you can say "so many musicians can do at least one of his songs, obviously", and yes, they can, but they couldn't do all of them. you have people who studied ten or twenty years to be able to do something genuinely incredible, and they've specialized and focused and developed the ability to produce a particular kind of thing, and they do it really well, and then this guy comes along and says "welp, time for a new album", picks ten of them, and duplicates their shtick well enough to be clearly recognizable.

this man produced a piece of music which an experienced listener can hear and say "oh, that's Frank Zappa". how? not even Frank Zappa sounds like Frank Zappa!

Is weird Al doing different shit now? Bc if he was writing pastiches this would be true, but all I'm really familiar with is the stuff where he just rewrites the lyrics to an existing song, or does a polka cover of it.

Weird Al's "style parodies", or original compositions explicitly in the style of a particular artist or band, are approximately as numerous as his actual song parodies. Generally the Regular Parodies get all the attention, they're the big money spinners, but his style parodies are both numerous and legendary.

Dare to Be Stupid, the title track off the album of the same name, is probably the big one that people would know - a more Devo song than actual Devo, and that's according to Devo themselves.

An incomplete list of other ones that rule, actually, are:

  • Germs (Nine Inch Nails)
  • I'll Sue Ya (Rage Against The Machine)
  • Pancreas (The Beach Boys)
  • Craiglist (The Doors)
  • My Own Eyes (Foo Fighters)
  • Bob (Bob Dylan)
  • Everything You Know Is Wrong (They Might Be Giants)
  • Trigger Happy (The Beach Boys again but from a different era)

This lists all Weird Al's known style parodies. There are a LOT.

From Wikipedia:

The discography of American singer, songwriter, musician, record producer, actor and parodist "Weird Al" Yankovic consists of fourteen studio albums, two soundtrack albums, nine compilation albums, eleven video albums, two extended plays, two box sets, forty-six singles and fifty-four music videos. Since the debut of his first comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums—more than any other comedy act in history—recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and performed more than 1,000 live shows

He has done so, so much more than just the dozen or so parody songs that everyone knows.

Alternate Versions of Last Christmas

  • instead of the singer's heart being given away, it's thrown away, and the singer digs it out of the trash to take it back. when next christmas comes around, the person who threw away the heart expects to receive it again, and is shocked to learn that it's already been given to someone who appreciates it for the treasure it is.
  • the person who received the singer's re-gifted heart is appalled by the person they got it from. however, they also think the heart is absolutely wonderful, so they shyly ask the singer to take their own heart. the person who inadvertently got them together is left alone in the cold.
  • the singer gives away their heart, but the receiver puts it up on a shelf where it gathers dust. after a while, the singer asks for it back, but the receiver doesn't want to do so because they "might use it someday". this is a metaphor for loving someone who uses you as a placeholder.
  • the singer gives their heart to someone who immediately returns it, because they know they would eventually break it. they've been given hearts before, and managed to break them all, both on purpose and accidentally. initially, the singer refuses to take it back, but comes to accept that this person is right.
  • the singer gives their heart away, and the receiver gives their own heart away to someone else, who then gives their own heart to the singer. A throuple ensues.
  • the singer and their beloved exchange hearts on christmas, but over the course of the year, neither of them manages to treat the heart they received with consideration and respect. when it's christmas again, they return the hearts to one another and part ways.
  • the singer goes to their crush's christmas party with the intention of giving them their heart, but changes their mind when he sees a bunch of hearts hanging on the walls like hunting trophies.
  • although many ask for it, the singer never gives their heart to anyone, because it's perfectly happy where it is.
  • the singer gave away their heart many christmases ago to someone who shattered it completely. they've lived without a heart all these years, and thought things would be that way forever. but on christmas morning, they discover that a new heart has been growing inside them all along. it's warm and bright and beautiful, and it's the best gift they've ever received.

Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice your car when he’s merging into the lane. Failing to protect worker’s rights impacts nearly everyone

THIS. I want workers to be treated well for their own sake, but I NEED workers to be treated well for MY sake. We have got to stop glorifying eroding margin into the negative zones.

Not just the stress making the workers less effective at their jobs, but I *also* want workers to STAY HOME when they’re sick, and they can’t do that if they’re saddled with unreasonable demands. I want my nurse/fast-food-worker/daycare-employee to stay home and not infect me or my hypothetical kids. We would probably actually use fewer sick days on the whole annually if we weren’t discouraged from using them, because we wouldn’t be spreading disease as much in the first place.

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